- An amateur writer, artist and farm caretaker. Also a slacker, as he cannot be arsed to list all the other things he is.
- Former resident of Newcastle – Now living down south.
- Pronouns: He/him. S’alright if you call him anything else.
- Populator of a rather odd sci-fi universe – likes to design all sorts of alien civilisations somewhat unlike our own. Would like to call himself a fan of speculative evolution, but is hardly consistent enough to pull it off.
- Has a thing for Binturong. I mean, just look at them.
- Could beat Gokutm with his eyes tied behind his back on account of sheer ignorance.
- Wishes he could write like Terry Pratchett. Time will tell.