He’ll miss halloween, but it’s up to you whether Neville’s worth a shot this novemeber!

Focal Character Name: Neville Sprig (Yes, really)

Background: Sprig has come to know that the world of the occult is absolutely nothing like most people expected it to be. Full of unspoken rules and uncatalogued atrocities, it’s certainly not a kind place to be, but Sprig is financially sensitive and needs this money badly. In his first year on the job, he will meet an assortment of daemonologists part beguiling, horrific and often bloody stupid, as well as embodiments of this full triad, and learn to deal with them. Can he keep up the good work without losing his humanity or even mortality? We’ll just have to see!

Writing style Features (In which the creator discovers the heading block on wordpress and there is much rejoicing)

• Either first person, past tense or third person past tense. Might choose the latter if you find all this me me me narrative annoying.
• An attempt at humour – vote at risk!
• Some very freaky character design and worldbuilding – More of Mrs Sylvia Lake and her zoo of horrors!
• The only confirmed Human candidate – someone for the readers to relate to!

Manifesto:

“I have not read Harry Potter and, for political reasons, do not intend to.”

Mrs. Sylvia Lake’s Addendum: “Ah, those other candidates!They would make excellent fodder for my personal menagerie.”

If you want to vote in the candidate with the stupid name, please Like this post! If otherwise, don’t do anything. If you absent mindedly like all of these posts without reading the rule, I will probably call upon a plague of pathogenic pixies to destroy your thyroid glands.

That was a threat.